ke Autolycus :Either I would direct and Clint Eastwood would play me, or he'd direct and I would play me. Can you come up with any better porn star names than EastWOOD or MadDIX?!?! Happy New Year, fella!
ke cigardad4dad :I can see the opening credits to your first movie, now... "Based on a true story". Who would get to play you? Or would you play yourself?